when you step onto our floor, you hear loud, ferocious barking.
it only gets scarier what with strong scratching sounds.
by the time you have mustered enough courage to reach out
and ring the doorbell with shaking hands,
you think it better to close your eyes,
because the animal behind the doors is ready to pounce on you anytime, now.
those words are more or less what almost everyone calling on us says!